The Poke reported this week that it has caught up with a man who made a tape for his girlfriend. About time but it ought to act as a warning to all you rascals out there in music land.
“This guy thinks he’s so clever, trying to show off facets of his personality through a mixtape,” said RIAA spokesman Chad Dowelling. “But he’s a pirate, and our team of investigators have spent the last 15 years – at a cost of over 8 million dollars – tracking this scumbag down. I’d like to see if he still thinks impressing that girl was worth it, when he’s tossing some felon’s salad in maximum security prison.”
Its a piss take btw!



